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The finals six is locked — Kempsey take the minor premiership at 12-2.

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Week 14 · Tuesday 9 December 2025

Kempsey ends the argument — for now

The minor premiership decider goes to Pete by 68.45, Post Chubb survives the cut, and the September six is set.

From the Commissioner's Desk

Round 14 gave us Kempsey 155.9, JackinGoff 87.45 — a 68.45-point exclamation mark on the minor premiership, both clubs finishing 12-2 with Kempsey's obscene 2,175 total points settling top seed by several postcodes. Two regular-season meetings, two Kempsey wins by a combined 135. If you're JackinGoff, you're telling yourself finals football is a different sport. You'd better be right.

The last ticket went to Post Chubb Depression, who beat Deep Balls to lock sixth at 7-7 while Surtainly won and missed anyway — the cost of that week 12 fifty-nine, priced in full. Push Tush closed with a 169.5 flourish, and the spoon was formally presented to Deep Balls and Grimace at 3-11, roster "actually pretty good on paper".

Match reports

Nail-biter

12.95 pts

Mals Pals v MaHomie N Herbie

Biggest hiding

68.45 pts

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes v JackinGoff

Top score

169.5

Push Tush for Reggie Bush

Bench blunder

28.1 pts benched

Tony Pollard, left to rot by Team tim7w

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Chubb survives the cut

Post Chubb Depression 126.8 FT 92.25 Deep Balls and Grimace

Post Chubb 126.8 over Deep Balls. Sixth place secured; the 59.15 forgiven, never forgotten.

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Nail-biter of the week

Pals finish with a kick

Mals Pals 119.7 FT 106.75 MaHomie N Herbie

Mals Pals 119.7 past MaHomie. Fifth-seed prep interrupted; Mals Pals finish 5-9 with the league's weirdest scoring profile.

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Surtainly, too late

Surtainly Autistic 111.8 FT 94.8 Kmet the frog

Surtainly 111.8 beat Kmet, finished 6-8, and missed the six by one game. The week 12 what-ifs begin immediately.

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Hiding of the week

169 and a bow

Push Tush for Reggie Bush 169.5 FT 115.85 They Hit The 2nd Bower

Push Tush 169.5 crushed the 2nd Bower. Fourth seed, hottest attack in the run home, nobody talking about them. Ideal.

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The minor premiership decider

Sixty-eight points of authority

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes 155.9 FT 87.45 JackinGoff

Kempsey 155.9, JackinGoff 87.45. Two meetings, two floggings. The scoreboard says the flag is Pete's to lose; December will have its own opinion.

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Ricests sign off

Rashee’s Ricests 134.4 FT 106.25 Team tim7w

Rashee's 134.4 upset tim7w in a dead rubber with live consequences for seeding pride. 5-9 and improving, allegedly.

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