Surtainly Autistic v They Hit The 2nd Bower
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Surtainly seventh-place bound

Surtainly Autistic 153.4 FT 109.6 They Hit The 2nd Bower

Surtainly 153.4 past the 2nd Bower in the battle for best-of-the-rest. A strong finish to a season that died in week 12.

The story of the game

43.8 points of daylight at full time. They Hit The 2nd Bower still held the lead as late as Monday, before the run that decided it.

The tape shows where it was won: Surtainly Autistic took 5 of the six positions, none more brutally than K — 24 plays 8. J.J. McCarthy finished with 26, the biggest individual return on either side.

The revenge subplot was real: these sides had met before — week 9 (lost 125.9–147.1) — and Surtainly Autistic had not won any of them until now. Surtainly Autistic arrived on a three-game tear and left still rolling. The 153.4 is their best afternoon of the season so far.


Tale of the tape

Surtainly Autistic v They Hit The 2nd Bower
C Committee C-
B · 46.4 QB C · 30.6
C · 25.1 RB C- · 22.9
B · 42.8 WR C · 32.3
B · 8.1 TE C+ · 5.8
A · 24 K C · 8
B · 7 DEF B+ · 10

Key numbers

Best on ground

J.J. McCarthy · 26

Surtainly Autistic

Quietest afternoon

Jaylen Wright · 1.6

started by They Hit The 2nd Bower

Left on the bench

Cam Ward · 16.7

They Hit The 2nd Bower will hear about it


The lineups

Surtainly Autistic153.4
QB J.J. McCarthy 26
RB Derrick Henry 10
RB Javonte Williams 15.1
WR Wan'Dale Robinson 13.9
WR Jameson Williams 22.9
TE Colston Loveland 8.1
FLEX DeVonta Smith 6
SFLX Caleb Williams 20.4
K Jason Myers 24
DEF Denver Broncos 7
BENBench, combined28.4
They Hit The 2nd Bower109.6
QB Matthew Stafford 23.6
RB Kyren Williams 21.3
RB Jaylen Wright 1.6
WR Jordan Addison 7.6
WR Brian Thomas 15.1
TE Brock Bowers 5.8
FLEX Jakobi Meyers 9.6
SFLX Philip Rivers 7
K Harrison Butker 8
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars 10
BENBench, combined23.6

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