Mals Pals v Surtainly Autistic
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Week 6 · Match centre

Pals by a schooner

Mals Pals 134.25 FT 126.9 Surtainly Autistic

Mals Pals 134.25, Surtainly 126.9. Seven points in it and honours to the club that beat Kempsey — a sentence Mals Pals will never stop saying.

The story of the game

7.35 points the difference in the end. At its worst moment — Monday, chance of victory reading 27% — Mals Pals looked gone. Surtainly Autistic still held the lead as late as Monday, before the run that decided it.

The tape shows where it was won: Mals Pals took 3 of the six positions, none more brutally than WR — 36.8 plays 28.1. Daniel Jones finished with 24.6, the biggest individual return on either side.


Tale of the tape

Mals Pals v Surtainly Autistic
C- Committee C
B · 45.15 QB B+ · 47
C · 28.6 RB C- · 20.6
A- · 36.8 WR C+ · 28.1
D+ · 3.7 TE C · 8.2
A- · 14 K B · 10
C+ · 6 DEF B+ · 13

Key numbers

Best on ground

Daniel Jones · 24.6

Surtainly Autistic

Quietest afternoon

Keenan Allen · 3.7

started by Mals Pals

Left on the bench

Aaron Rodgers · 19.85

Mals Pals will hear about it


The lineups

Mals Pals134.25
QB Dak Prescott 23.95
RB Kimani Vidal 21.3
RB Jaylen Warren 7.3
WR Keenan Allen 3.7
WR Tetairoa McMillan 16.4
TE Theo Johnson 3.7
FLEX Kendrick Bourne 16.7
SFLX Baker Mayfield 21.2
K Chris Boswell 14
DEF New England Patriots 6
BENBench, combined23.65
Surtainly Autistic126.9
QB Daniel Jones 24.6
RB Derrick Henry 13.5
RB David Montgomery 7.1
WR DeVonta Smith 6.9
WR Matthew Golden 11.7
TE Darren Waller 8.2
FLEX Tre Tucker 9.5
SFLX Caleb Williams 22.4
K Jason Myers 10
DEF Denver Broncos 13
BENBench, combined34.3

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