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Week 11 · Tuesday 18 November 2025

Goff grinds, Kempsey benches a 36-burger

The contenders win without style points, and Bryce Young's 36.3 watches from Kempsey's pine.

From the Commissioner's Desk

Not every round is an opera. JackinGoff beat Post Chubb by 10.8, tim7w handled Mals Pals, and Kempsey dispatched Rashee's by 55 while leaving Bryce Young's 36.3 points on the bench — the biggest blunder of the season by a club so rich it genuinely didn't notice.

The margins that mattered were lower down: the 2nd Bower beat Kmet by 8.6 (a comfortable loss by frog standards, margin-wise a landslide), and MaHomie put away Deep Balls to stay in the six. Three rounds left in the regular season; two tickets still genuinely open.

Match reports

Nail-biter

8.6 pts

Kmet the frog v They Hit The 2nd Bower

Biggest hiding

55.5 pts

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes v Rashee’s Ricests

Top score

143.8

Team tim7w

Bench blunder

36.3 pts benched

Bryce Young, left to rot by Kempsey Cum and fuck mes

Full time — round 11

Goff, efficiently

JackinGoff 127.05 FT 116.25 Post Chubb Depression

JackinGoff 127.05 past Post Chubb. 10-1 and cruising at altitude.

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Full time — round 11

Nameless normality

Team tim7w 143.8 FT 117.95 Mals Pals

tim7w 143.8 too strong for Mals Pals. Third at 8-3 and safe.

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Nail-biter of the week

Bower takes the frog

They Hit The 2nd Bower 104.2 FT 95.6 Kmet the frog

2nd Bower 104.2, Kmet 95.6. A single-digit loss that, by Dundas standards, constitutes a wellness retreat.

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Full time — round 11

Tush keeps coming

Push Tush for Reggie Bush 115.05 FT 99.85 Surtainly Autistic

Push Tush 115.05 over Surtainly. Six of seven; finals locked, nobody talking about them. Perfect heist conditions.

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Blunder of the season (division: benching)

36.3, unused

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes 134.8 FT 79.3 Rashee’s Ricests

Kempsey beat Rashee's by 55.5 with Bryce Young's 36.3 folded neatly on the bench. Somewhere a battler club weeps into its waiver budget.

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Full time — round 11

Herbie holds the six

MaHomie N Herbie 110.35 FT 87.75 Deep Balls and Grimace

MaHomie 110.35 accounted for Deep Balls. Sixth spot: occupied, contested, nervous.

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