Week 10
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The Gridiron Gazette

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League record: Kempsey wins by 116.8. Authorities notified.

Week 10 · Tuesday 11 November 2025

A hundred and sixteen points of daylight

Kempsey 178.9, Kmet the frog 62.1 — the largest margin in league history, inflicted on the league's most haunted man.

There are bad weeks, and then there's drawing Kempsey the round after your third one-point loss. Kempsey 178.9, Kmet 62.1. A margin of 116.8 — the biggest hiding ever recorded in this competition, administered with the mechanical indifference of a man mowing a lawn. Dundas has now experienced both ends of the misery spectrum in consecutive weeks, which at least shows range.

Elsewhere, JackinGoff survived tim7w by 3.45 in the actual football game of the week, and Push Tush kept its late surge alive by 50 over Deep Balls. At 9-1, Kempsey leads a two-horse premiership race; at the other end, four clubs are now officially playing for pride and draft position.


Match reports

Nail-biter

3.45 pts

Team tim7w v JackinGoff

Biggest hiding

116.8 pts

Kmet the frog v Kempsey Cum and fuck mes

Top score

178.9

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes

Bench blunder

29.6 pts benched

Davis Mills, left to rot by Rashee’s Ricests

Full time — round 10

Chubb sneaks it

Post Chubb Depression 110.1 FT 98.2 Mals Pals

Post Chubb 110.1 past Mals Pals by 11.9. Sixth spot remains theirs to lose, a phrase that will haunt this column.

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The hiding of all hidings

116.8

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes 178.9 FT 62.1 Kmet the frog

Kempsey 178.9, Kmet 62.1. The largest margin in league history. The Gazette consulted its style guide and found no adequate word, so: crikey.

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Fifty for the Tush

Push Tush for Reggie Bush 155 FT 104.7 Deep Balls and Grimace

Push Tush 155 rolled Deep Balls. Five wins in six; the quiet achievers are peaking on schedule.

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Surtainly better late

Surtainly Autistic 141.65 FT 118.8 MaHomie N Herbie

Surtainly 141.65 over MaHomie by 22.85. Mathematically alive, spiritually complicated.

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Nail-biter of the week

Goff edges the nameless

JackinGoff 130.9 FT 127.45 Team tim7w

JackinGoff 130.9, tim7w 127.45. Three and a half points between second and third; September preview and it delivered.

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Bower over Ricests

They Hit The 2nd Bower 125.25 FT 97.8 Rashee’s Ricests

2nd Bower 125.25 handled Rashee's. Pride: intact. Playoffs: geometry does not permit.

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