Post Chubb Depression v Surtainly Autistic
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Week 4 · Match centre

Chubb thumped

Post Chubb Depression 155.4 FT 96.1 Surtainly Autistic

Post Chubb 155.4 put 59 on Surtainly, who returned Daniel Jones to the bench this week out of what the Gazette assumes is superstition.

The story of the game

59.3 points of daylight at full time. At its worst moment — Monday, chance of victory reading 31% — Post Chubb Depression looked gone. Surtainly Autistic still held the lead as late as Monday, before the run that decided it.

The tape shows where it was won: Post Chubb Depression took 3 of the six positions, none more brutally than QB — 57.4 plays 23.9. Bo Nix finished with 29, the biggest individual return on either side.

The 155.4 is their best afternoon of the season so far.


Tale of the tape

Post Chubb Depression v Surtainly Autistic
C Committee C
A · 57.4 QB D+ · 23.9
B · 46.9 RB D+ · 17.2
D+ · 14.6 WR C · 21.5
B+ · 13.5 TE A- · 15.5
C+ · 7 K C+ · 8
A- · 16 DEF C+ · 10

Key numbers

Best on ground

Bo Nix · 29

Post Chubb Depression

Quietest afternoon

David Montgomery · 1.2

started by Surtainly Autistic

Left on the bench

Zach Charbonnet · 11.4

Post Chubb Depression will hear about it


The lineups

Post Chubb Depression155.4
QB Bo Nix 29
RB Saquon Barkley 15.4
RB Javonte Williams 17.5
WR Nico Collins 9.9
WR Jameson Williams 4.7
TE Jake Ferguson 13.5
FLEX D'Andre Swift 14
SFLX Justin Fields 28.4
K Jake Elliott 7
DEF Philadelphia Eagles 16
BENBench, combined30
Surtainly Autistic96.1
QB Caleb Williams 11.9
RB Derrick Henry 6.8
RB Alvin Kamara 9.2
WR Justin Jefferson 17.6
WR DeVonta Smith 3.9
TE Kyle Pitts 15.5
FLEX David Montgomery 1.2
SFLX Daniel Jones 12
K Cam Little 8
DEF Denver Broncos 10
BENBench, combined23.3

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