Week 4
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The Gridiron Gazette

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Week 4 · Tuesday 30 September 2025

Half a point. HALF A POINT.

Kmet the frog loses by 0.5 — the second sub-point defeat in a month — while Mals Pals shock Kempsey.

The Dundas file thickens. Three weeks after losing by 0.95, Kmet the frog went down to tim7w 132.3 to 131.8 — half a point, the sort of margin you lose when a kicker's third field goal drifts wide in a game nobody was watching. Two one-point losses in four weeks is no longer bad luck; the Gazette is prepared to call it a haunting.

The other headline: Mals Pals 156.5, Kempsey 130.95. The unbeatable scoring machine dropped its first game to a club that had lost three straight, because footy. JackinGoff put 161.2 on Push Tush to remind everyone they exist, and MaHomie survived the 2nd Bower by 2.6 in the week's other coronary.


Match reports

Nail-biter

0.5 pts

Kmet the frog v Team tim7w

Biggest hiding

59.3 pts

Post Chubb Depression v Surtainly Autistic

Top score

161.2

JackinGoff

Bench blunder

28.4 pts benched

Kenny Gainwell, left to rot by MaHomie N Herbie

Hiding of the week

Chubb thumped

Post Chubb Depression 155.4 FT 96.1 Surtainly Autistic

Post Chubb 155.4 put 59 on Surtainly, who returned Daniel Jones to the bench this week out of what the Gazette assumes is superstition.

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Full time — round 4

Pals pull off the heist

Mals Pals 156.5 FT 130.95 Kempsey Cum and fuck mes

Mals Pals 156.5 topples mighty Kempsey. First club to solve the puzzle; expect the group chat to hear about it until Christmas.

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The Dundas file

Half a point

Team tim7w 132.3 FT 131.8 Kmet the frog

tim7w 132.3, Kmet 131.8. Margin: 0.5. The frog has now lost two games by a combined 1.45 points. Medical attention has been offered.

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Full time — round 4

161 and a message

JackinGoff 161.2 FT 128.1 Push Tush for Reggie Bush

JackinGoff 161.2 over Push Tush. Losing by 67 apparently disagreed with them.

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Nail-biter of the week

Herbie holds on

MaHomie N Herbie 130.25 FT 127.65 They Hit The 2nd Bower

MaHomie 130.25, 2nd Bower 127.65. The Bower was hit; the win was not secured.

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Full time — round 4

Ugly but it counts

Deep Balls and Grimace 114.5 FT 111.7 Rashee’s Ricests

Deep Balls 114.5 past Rashee's by 2.8. Two wins for the Grimace. The spoon market is in disarray.

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