‹ Kmet the frog v Deep Balls and Grimace
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Week 5 · Match centre

Frog eats Grimace

Hiding of the week (amateur division)

Kmet the frog 152.2 FT 67.85 Deep Balls and Grimace

Kmet 152.2, Deep Balls 67.85. An 84-point win for the cursed one. Somewhere, a decimal weeps.

The story of the game

84.35 points of daylight at full time. Kmet the frog led from the first window and never gave the scoreboard back.

The tape shows where it was won: Kmet the frog took 4 of the six positions, none more brutally than QB — 56.5 plays 17.85. C.J. Stroud finished with 31.2, the biggest individual return on either side.

Kmet the frog came in off three straight defeats, which makes this either a corner turned or a cruel tease. The 152.2 is their best afternoon of the season so far.

Tale of the tape

Kmet the frog v Deep Balls and Grimace
D+ Committee C
A- · 56.5 QB D · 17.85
C- · 18.3 RB D · 13.8
A · 58.7 WR C · 22.5
B · 15.7 TE D+ · 2.7
C- · 3 K D+ · 3
D+ · 0 DEF B · 8

Grade · points this week. Green side took the position.

Key numbers

Best on ground

C.J. Stroud · 31.2

Kmet the frog

Quietest afternoon

Green Bay Packers · 0

started by Kmet the frog

Left on the bench

Nick Chubb · 12.1

Kmet the frog will hear about it

The lineups

Kmet the frog152.2
QB C.J. Stroud 31.2
RB Ashton Jeanty 13.4
RB James Cook 4.9
WR Ja'Marr Chase 26
WR Jaylen Waddle 20
TE David Njoku 15.7
FLEX George Pickens 12.7
SFLX Tua Tagovailoa 25.3
K Chad Ryland 3
DEF Green Bay Packers 0
BENBench, combined19.4
Deep Balls and Grimace67.85
QB Spencer Rattler 17.85
RB TreVeyon Henderson 3.7
RB Jordan Mason 10.1
WR Ladd McConkey 12.4
WR Xavier Worthy 8.1
TE Brenton Strange 2.7
FLEX KaVontae Turpin 0
SFLX Malik Washington 2
K Tyler Loop 3
DEF San Francisco 49ers 8
BENBench, combined1.2

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