Week 5 · Tuesday 7 October 2025
An 88-point hiding, an 84-point hiding, and the first genuinely good week of Dundas football since the curse began.
Kempsey 185.5. Push Tush copped the full broadside — an 88.6-point margin that had the Gazette checking the scoring settings for typos. Four games north of 145 in five weeks; the minor premiership is starting to look like a formality and October isn't done.
Meanwhile Kmet the frog, twice robbed by decimals, took it out on Deep Balls to the tune of 152.2 to 67.85. An 84-point win doesn't erase a haunting but it does redecorate it. tim7w rolled Surtainly to stay unbeaten at the top with Kempsey.
Nail-biter
21.55 pts
MaHomie N Herbie v JackinGoff
Biggest hiding
88.6 pts
Push Tush for Reggie Bush v Kempsey Cum and fuck mes
Top score
185.5
Kempsey Cum and fuck mes
Bench blunder
27.45 pts benched
Trevor Lawrence, left to rot by Push Tush for Reggie Bush
Full time — round 5
Chubb keeps chugging
Post Chubb 145.95 past Rashee's. Three wins on the spin for the league's moodiest franchise.
Full time — round 5
Bower bites back
2nd Bower 157.4 flogged Mals Pals a week after Mals Pals flogged Kempsey. The transitive property is dead.
Hiding of the week (amateur division)
Frog eats Grimace
Kmet 152.2, Deep Balls 67.85. An 84-point win for the cursed one. Somewhere, a decimal weeps.
Hiding of the week
185.5
Kempsey obliterated Push Tush by 88.6. The Gazette has run out of synonyms for "flogging" and it's only October.
Full time — round 5
Nameless rolls on
tim7w 152.7 past Surtainly. Five wins, zero losses, zero letterhead.
Nail-biter of the week
Goff grinds
JackinGoff 130.15 over MaHomie. Unspectacular, efficient, 4-1. Premiership sides win these.
