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The Gridiron Gazette

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Week 5 · Match centre

185.5

Hiding of the week

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Kempsey obliterated Push Tush by 88.6. The Gazette has run out of synonyms for "flogging" and it's only October.

The story of the game

The final margin — 88.6 — flatters nobody's nerves; this was a procession by the end. Kempsey Cum and fuck mes led from the first window and never gave the scoreboard back.

The tape shows where it was won: Kempsey Cum and fuck mes took 5 of the six positions, none more brutally than RB — 74.6 plays 20.2. Sam Darnold finished with 31.05, the biggest individual return on either side.

Only their own week-6 effort of 193.15 has bettered the 185.5 this season.

Tale of the tape

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B+ Committee C
B+ · 52 QB C · 33.1
A · 74.6 RB C · 20.2
B · 34.5 WR B+ · 36.6
C+ · 12.4 TE D · 0
A · 9 K B+ · 6
C · 3 DEF C- · 1

Grade · points this week. Green side took the position.

Key numbers

Best on ground

Sam Darnold · 31.05

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Quietest afternoon

Zach Ertz · 0

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Left on the bench

Trevor Lawrence · 27.45

Push Tush for Reggie Bush will hear about it

The lineups

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QB Josh Allen 20.95
RB De'Von Achane 13.6
RB Jonathan Taylor 30.1
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba 23.2
WR Davante Adams 11.3
TE Tyler Warren 12.4
FLEX Rico Dowdle 30.9
SFLX Sam Darnold 31.05
K Matt Gay 9
DEF Minnesota Vikings 3
BENBench, combined43.9
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QB Kyler Murray 16.5
RB Jahmyr Gibbs 15.7
RB RJ Harvey 4.5
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 14
WR Troy Franklin 7
TE Zach Ertz 0
FLEX Calvin Ridley 15.6
SFLX Jaxson Dart 16.6
K Brandon Aubrey 6
DEF Los Angeles Rams 1
BENBench, combined41.75

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