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Week 7 · Tuesday 21 October 2025

Kempsey clips the nameless one

The 6-0 run ends at the hands of the scoring machine, while MaHomie posts the week's big number.

From the Commissioner's Desk

The unbeaten run is over: Kempsey 162.55, tim7w 133.65. tim7w played finals-standard football and lost by 29, which tells you everything about what the rest of the season looks like when the draw says Kempsey. Both clubs look locked for September; only one looks inevitable.

MaHomie N Herbie quietly top-scored with 162.9 against Rashee's, JackinGoff survived a scare from Surtainly by 6.1, and Push Tush put away Kmet — normal service resumes for the frog, though at a respectable margin this time. Small mercies are still mercies.

Match reports

Nail-biter

6.1 pts

Surtainly Autistic v JackinGoff

Biggest hiding

53.6 pts

MaHomie N Herbie v Rashee’s Ricests

Top score

162.9

MaHomie N Herbie

Bench blunder

25.05 pts benched

Aaron Rodgers, left to rot by Mals Pals

Full time — round 7

Chubb, workmanlike

Post Chubb Depression 127.65 FT 99.3 They Hit The 2nd Bower

Post Chubb 127.65 over the 2nd Bower. A 4-3 record for the sad-name franchise; the rebrand consultants circle.

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Full time — round 7

Pals pile on

Mals Pals 145.3 FT 96.1 Deep Balls and Grimace

Mals Pals 145.3 hammered Deep Balls by 49. The Grimace era of week-3 optimism is formally over.

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Full time — round 7

Push past the frog

Push Tush for Reggie Bush 151.55 FT 125.35 Kmet the frog

Push Tush 151.55 accounted for Kmet by 26. A normal loss! Dundas celebrates the ordinariness.

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Nail-biter of the week

Goff by a goalpost

JackinGoff 103.8 FT 97.7 Surtainly Autistic

JackinGoff 103.8, Surtainly 97.7. Six points in it, and the favourites escape with their record intact and their pride negotiable.

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Top-shelf clash

The machine doesn't blink

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes 162.55 FT 133.65 Team tim7w

Kempsey 162.55 ends tim7w's perfect season by 29. First versus second delivered exactly what the ladder promised.

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Hiding of the week

Herbie's big day out

MaHomie N Herbie 162.9 FT 109.3 Rashee’s Ricests

MaHomie 162.9 crushed Rashee's by 53.6. The week's top score, achieved in complete anonymity.

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