Week 8 · Tuesday 28 October 2025
JackinGoff wallops Rashee's by 60.95, Kempsey keeps humming, and Deep Balls wins the battle of the bottom.
JackinGoff found top gear against Rashee's Ricests, 157.45 to 96.5 — a 60.95-point hiding that keeps the pressure on Kempsey at the top. The two heavyweights are 7-1 and clear of the pack; everyone else is fighting over the other four September tickets.
The genuine drama was at the other end: Deep Balls 96.8, 2nd Bower 77.5 — a spoon-adjacent scrap won ugly. Kmet made it three from four by beating Mals Pals, and Push Tush handled tim7w, whose post-Kempsey hangover is now a fortnight long.
Nail-biter
19.3 pts
Deep Balls and Grimace v They Hit The 2nd Bower
Biggest hiding
60.95 pts
Rashee’s Ricests v JackinGoff
Top score
157.45
JackinGoff
Bench blunder
26.25 pts benched
Tua Tagovailoa, left to rot by Kmet the frog
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Herbie halts the Chubb
MaHomie 150.3 past Post Chubb. Both clubs hovering around the playoff line, one of them now with momentum.
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Frog makes it three from four
Kmet 143.85 dealt with Mals Pals. Whisper it: Dundas is in decent form.
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Tush over the nameless
Push Tush 131.5, tim7w 90.85. Two straight losses for the anonymous ones; the 6-0 start feels a season ago.
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The machine, again
Kempsey 156.7 rolled Surtainly. 7-1. The Gazette has begun pre-writing these.
The spoon bowl
Ninety-six is enough
Deep Balls 96.8, 2nd Bower 77.5. Football happened here, technically.
Hiding of the week
Sixty of the best
JackinGoff 157.45 dismantled Rashee's by 60.95. The premiers-in-waiting look exactly like it.
