They Hit The 2nd Bower v Surtainly Autistic
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Week 9 · Match centre

Bower bounces

They Hit The 2nd Bower 147.1 FT 125.9 Surtainly Autistic

2nd Bower 147.1 upset Surtainly by 21. Their best football arrives, as tradition demands, too late.

The story of the game

A 21.2-point result that was tighter than the final margin suggests. At its worst moment — Monday, chance of victory reading 6% — They Hit The 2nd Bower looked gone. Surtainly Autistic still held the lead as late as Monday, before the run that decided it.

The tape shows where it was won: They Hit The 2nd Bower took 3 of the six positions, none more brutally than TE — 37.3 plays 5.8. Caleb Williams finished with 40.5, the biggest individual return on either side.

They Hit The 2nd Bower came in off three straight defeats, which makes this either a corner turned or a cruel tease. Only their own week-5 effort of 157.4 has bettered the 147.1 this season.


Tale of the tape

They Hit The 2nd Bower v Surtainly Autistic
D+ Committee D+
B · 46.4 QB A- · 55
C+ · 22 RB B · 27.4
C+ · 30.4 WR C · 23.7
A · 37.3 TE C · 5.8
C- · 5 K C+ · 9
B · 6 DEF C · 5

Key numbers

Best on ground

Caleb Williams · 40.5

Surtainly Autistic

Quietest afternoon

Jacory Croskey-Merritt · 4.6

started by They Hit The 2nd Bower

Left on the bench

J.J. McCarthy · 19.35

Surtainly Autistic will hear about it


The lineups

They Hit The 2nd Bower147.1
QB Matthew Stafford 29.65
RB Kyren Williams 17.4
RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt 4.6
WR Jordan Addison 7.4
WR Michael Pittman 16
TE Brock Bowers 37.3
FLEX Brian Thomas 7
SFLX Jayden Daniels 16.75
K Graham Gano 5
DEF Indianapolis Colts 6
BENBench, combined58.5
Surtainly Autistic125.9
QB Daniel Jones 14.5
RB Javonte Williams 5.8
RB Derrick Henry 12.6
WR Wan'Dale Robinson 9.1
WR Jameson Williams 14.6
TE Kyle Pitts 5.8
FLEX David Montgomery 9
SFLX Caleb Williams 40.5
K Jason Myers 9
DEF Denver Broncos 5
BENBench, combined25.75

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