Week 9

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Week 9 · Tuesday 4 November 2025

The curse takes its third victim — same victim

Kmet the frog loses by 0.65. That is three defeats by less than a single point in nine rounds.

From the Commissioner's Desk

You can stop believing in curses whenever you like; the fixture will keep supplying evidence. JackinGoff 127.8, Kmet the frog 127.15. A margin of 0.65. Dundas has now lost three games by 0.95, 0.5 and 0.65 — a combined 2.1 points across three separate Sundays of horror. At 4-5 instead of 7-2, the frog's season has been repossessed by mathematics.

In news that surprised nobody, Kempsey won again (157.45, Deep Balls, next question) while benching Rico Dowdle's 27.1 for fun. tim7w arrested the slide against MaHomie, and the 2nd Bower took Surtainly's lunch in the round's other upset.

Match reports

Nail-biter

0.65 pts

Kmet the frog v JackinGoff

Biggest hiding

35 pts

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes v Deep Balls and Grimace

Top score

157.45

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes

Bench blunder

27.1 pts benched

Rico Dowdle, left to rot by Kempsey Cum and fuck mes

Full time — round 9

Tush stays hot

Push Tush for Reggie Bush 132.95 FT 122.1 Post Chubb Depression

Push Tush 132.95 over Post Chubb. Winners of four of five and climbing into the September conversation.

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Nail-biter of the week (silver medal)

Ricests by four

Rashee’s Ricests 108.3 FT 104.35 Mals Pals

Rashee's 108.3 shaded Mals Pals by 3.95 in a game with all the polish of a car park scuffle.

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The Dundas file, page three

0.65

JackinGoff 127.8 FT 127.15 Kmet the frog

JackinGoff 127.8, Kmet 127.15. Three losses by under a point in one season. The Gazette has requested a welfare check and a stewards' inquiry, in that order.

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Full time — round 9

Bower bounces