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Week 2 · Tuesday 16 September 2025

The frog takes one under the ribs

Kmet the frog loses by 0.95 of a point, Kempsey drops 165, and JackinGoff hands out a 50-point lesson.

From the Commissioner's Desk

Spare a thought for Kmet the frog. Nine hundred and fifty milli-points separated Dundas from a win — Post Chubb Depression took it 124.15 to 123.2, and somewhere a bench player's garbage-time catch decided a man's whole week. The Gazette has opened a file on this. The file will grow.

At the loud end, Kempsey hung 165.6 on MaHomie in the game of the round, and JackinGoff beat They Hit The 2nd Bower by 50.15, which is less a margin than a formal complaint. Push Tush bounced back with 157.25 and the wooden spoon market tightened around the usual suspects.

Match reports

Nail-biter

0.95 pts

Post Chubb Depression v Kmet the frog

Biggest hiding

50.15 pts

They Hit The 2nd Bower v JackinGoff

Top score

165.6

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes

Bench blunder

26 pts benched

Daniel Jones, left to rot by Surtainly Autistic

Nail-biter of the week

Death by decimal

Post Chubb Depression 124.15 FT 123.2 Kmet the frog

Post Chubb 124.15, Kmet 123.2. Dundas did the maths at full time and has not spoken since.

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Full time — round 2

Tush push, emphatic

Push Tush for Reggie Bush 157.25 FT 113.8 Mals Pals

Push Tush 157.25 flattened Mals Pals by 43. Consecutive weeks of 150-plus football from a club nobody drafted to win the flag. Noted.

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Full time — round 2

Ricests keep receipts

Rashee’s Ricests 105.5 FT 78.95 Surtainly Autistic

Rashee's 105.5 accounted for Surtainly, whose 78.95 with Jones benched AGAIN is now a committee matter.

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Full time — round 2

165 and rising

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes 165.6 FT 146.35 MaHomie N Herbie

Kempsey 165.6 outgunned a genuinely good MaHomie 146.35. Two rounds in, the scoring pace is officially ominous.

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Full time — round 2

Quietly 2-0

Team tim7w 125.05 FT 113.25 Deep Balls and Grimace

tim7w handled Deep Balls by 11.8. No name, no noise, no losses.

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Hiding of the week

Fifty and no mercy

JackinGoff 135.45 FT 85.3 They Hit The 2nd Bower

JackinGoff 135.45, 2nd Bower 85.3. The premiers-elect are playing warm-up football and it shows.

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