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Week 3 · Tuesday 23 September 2025

Kempsey sends a 67-point telegram

The top-of-the-table clash goes one way. Very, very one way.

From the Commissioner's Desk

Billed as the heavyweight bout of the early season, Kempsey v JackinGoff lasted about as long as a country pub raffle. Kempsey 164, JackinGoff 97 — a 67-point demolition that rearranged the premiership market before September was out. Pete's mob have scored 145, 165 and 164 in three weeks and the rest of the league is quietly checking the fixture for their turn.

In the undercard, Deep Balls and Grimace won a game of football (steady), MaHomie survived Mals Pals by 4.3, and Surtainly finally started the right quarterback and beat Kmet by 41. Progress takes many forms.

Match reports

Nail-biter

4.3 pts

Mals Pals v MaHomie N Herbie

Biggest hiding

67 pts

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes v JackinGoff

Top score

164

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes

Bench blunder

24.1 pts benched

Mark Andrews, left to rot by They Hit The 2nd Bower

Full time — round 3

Grimace grins

Deep Balls and Grimace 124.45 FT 111.9 Post Chubb Depression

Deep Balls 124.45 over Post Chubb. The first win of the season, celebrated with the dignity of a man who knows what the run home looks like.

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Nail-biter of the week

Herbie by a bumper bar

MaHomie N Herbie 105.3 FT 101 Mals Pals

MaHomie 105.3, Mals Pals 101. Four points in it and both managers aged visibly.

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Full time — round 3

Jones starts, Surtainly smiles

Surtainly Autistic 127.4 FT 86 Kmet the frog

Surtainly 127.4 flogged Kmet by 41. Amazing what happens when your best players play.

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Full time — round 3

Push comes to shove

Push Tush for Reggie Bush 117.25 FT 88.1 They Hit The 2nd Bower

Push Tush 117.25 handled the 2nd Bower. Quietly 2-1 and quietly decent.

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Hiding of the week

A 67-point statement

Kempsey Cum and fuck mes 164 FT 97 JackinGoff

Kempsey 164, JackinGoff 97. The season's first genuine massacre, administered to the reigning favourites with something approaching contempt.

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Full time — round 3

Still nameless, still winning

Team tim7w 127.8 FT 113.05 Rashee’s Ricests

tim7w 127.8 past Rashee's. Three from three. Name the team, Tim; the trophy engraver will need something to work with.

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